I have always been bored by novels in dialect
V.N. Nabokov
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Sandsuck, your Wormship?
Bendable coopers resist.
Flotillas queased me: twinboys, aquebois-sippers.
Flayed, who wept?
Dozy, who chutes?
I’m so aflamed.
Oak, she’s dropsied.
Manon lets go.
Laurel, medallion, fleshpot.
Steep, she sleeps.
Quarles, valerian, towzer.
Nakkers who quod.
Sopped, who suspired, analogy’s switched Tudor.
Why Tennyson me, shy slipper, why?
Plain jane and simples.
Neva nonesuch, hoopless lily.
Nimbus loams above fairfield.
It’s amy’s soiled plumage.
Her handmade forceps body.
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A gust blusters the starling snarlboard gap, milkweed like an aft of laidentears. She boar him a giant’s thorny gift, glade and kindly, awl a blackwood strimble of splintings and shavers, the ottoline of snowshoes piddelent the gabinage, the oxbow lair, the stripberry moll’s sprung mathbox, spurm-catchery intungent on mussels bedside. Deafdrum den ped pad pod. Snop, glisten, gold relief. Wright? Ondt porpoise? She is the wary originary of this lazilust slatemotif, the over-and-in that strains the riot red, the posse’s floodback outcome. We good juno less, alegree. So dumpkin, dot flixed failstove, caries and awick, leafing tyndall to passatyme, she laze blondeen coronoun the tumplum billow, corral zone in the rare asselerat, shoving love’s dove in venentia’s chamember, alonest with onanbone’s babalaster, needul nudging twombly hind.
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Mooncrumbs, chaste with loonlove, annabelly like black Japan. Stacked amid bright weathers, reeds fetch mapled quim. Merrihaired over bragging bloom. Artemis, who detrunked you? Churning never stopped them. The hopping goslings flown. Snowblond twin-fendered sheepfloss. Lupine Jimmy’s culling nonsense. Merry, size of sorry dunes. Just me and my penny-lopee! A hedgeroll from her halter. Homesuck of a panaroma radical. Nope, you dopey bullock-dashers. That’s yer mare’s brood drowlin.
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Ta verge, ta vivid, ta bell – o would we? Wat still nude day she lay unbeckoned, dialed cool lever, styled rude beaver, clicking to stork, slicking to cork. Slacked her oblique ansula, she vassals underslide the glazier’s way, through key known paltry as blunt, as transient as percient, riptide her sudden lover.
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Wooden sup, my hooded stitch. Call when flesh is dun. Wash you stinking about, padswill? What chiexa bowls his grief? To limp the cobbleskulled sorrowfare. Chalky, whose nimbus mocks calypso? Lently, lently, you cloister’s predicate. Bide well, cinnamint and crupt. Cry tamuz and I’ll beware. Under ports of meridian swagger. You noise all ruddy, runnyway. Quick and charnel, damp broad. Civil down and lisbons all. Swine honks fog’s dower skirtslip. Blind as any yorick bellpost. Who bolted you, silly shyhole? A kiss adept, a debt. Artemisia, what cock gagged you? If it birdnoun perfect be?
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Unseen daughter seesaws norseman’s stout, pink pocket berserk on punk, smoke-on-spent, wild, writher, ridest atop shudder-saddle, slop and jiddle, underflowing awes delay to overblow. Dexter as the kit’s unbalanced. Oh darling, the ovary’s wet. Can dome unpond the plash? Boasting bachelor downs his hock. Void us in you, bucksweet Gabriellette! Doublet spoused in the oat night. Compact my fevers, you’ve been cardinaled. Hail, snails of the mossy carousel. Eyeless in Ithaka, what a shift. She is redundant, a nude prosciutto. Our fate is in her hams. Furor and alarm or when then? Warn me then and warmly warn. O, shot city of milky gold! If she swells it’s her rite. Bristol, she bays in moony ports. Rex Roostrix, volatile at scum’s rise. Hand me that dolomite, will you? Loyal pony you, fox I will. Come poor poopy, la la la. Were it pricked and coldwater flesh. West now, to grieve and drunk.
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Legion fever, splendor gives by eke and inch the luxe lush sloth, never you mind the nin where odo feasts, perverse as phlox this caravaginal revelry. No slipping catmint hides in hartford tree. To spunk and walter in green travesty. Dock my aitch and trim my tees. Steeply upward from Val’s slutloose castaway sash. Their rubble is a runny flower’s feast. The palms air not so frondly atoll. She is a strident of maudlin history. Dezhda somolokes, legs sped and arse tart. I have laid before me all firesleeve. Salacious of names, desirous of heady blessures. I’m pale with angels, my dreary girdle. Put your finer senses to finest thimble. Penny diet on a field of campion.
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Map reel, marp twist, ferrareceous ur-map, mynacart, humbuckle woke up mercator, cited the laggard nozzle as magmafied mockery, lava’s red bridle, cum-deep the ring-wrainy garden. Lesser lariat tigged his latest murcianary girls, passionplate upon a pouting jobster. From stag weft to stag wight, hurry hurry hidden ariels, bumpkins unbreaching downwind the piss of bully stalls. Sunny spar, suckle her dumb, mute her with a welt-oiled stump, germ-blond, worm-blind, eerie comes, cyclopic spume a comrade slim as cloud, a melville to sluice girdle and globe. Sun stuns stonelike, scald-eyed, blacksapping jesussusurus. Are the bulbs flatterlent, two lips burbling? Don’t let it out, the tipsy’s dew. Tinkling it’s high time and welcome too! Hold your duchess, if you don’t mine. Was it some sin she ate, hoodwinked hostess? A pest on manual spolia, gored and ponto. Like mutter like whisper, as the rumor washes. To lay the peach to laurel the purple. Lease she’s diva, procopius’s smut scalander her daze. The silk andorra of a canker’s bantam clutch. And that’s not the heft of it, shovelshot. For pluvial pippled pulvis and nix hid caligo. That sifting booty, ogle it like a Jesuit.
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Eye wars, poussin d’otter. The very hee, high as fly the schendulous pornavore, horse-fed, orgy and yes, the shurn, the clomp, the every on its missionary knees, fang in other’s cherry. Deckaduct, the spoolyard misty as a cone’s throw. Unhexing our bagpoles in a tunnel of slop. In sullenly emptily quickily darkily stiptop through the deadroom. Be keeping under millicent design of risk, pall, and crumble. Duress of the refugee egg, henpecked in the binary cage. Bally boys, the hoarfaced ones, lait to their own aryevaux. I’d nevin hut you, not for tents nor litmus stables. For we’ll have no pillar of malt pullulating our skyscape. Nadya’s all fury, her slips punctured, her pleiades on show. Fanny cycles, else how would she know the depressed prodigal? Pill croppers, smear my buttons with a swill of cream. Her red mounths are freesome and ruby dislocated still.
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Eiffel foreign, face first, fertile fracture fezzed, forced, fizzed. And forgetful, furnace firred with afterfetch. Spoined wander of the fingers blench, happy curves, groan singe and whiskers, hepped and mantled, she skirls, frogleaking, bogleaping whore-e-ador, lateran bullock ah-breed and eh-brood, for the tin of the sign is this ending. Strapon and slipup. Face in, bown and shine, fesse out, commodian, to prow the blesser, plow the fosse, feal deflate the plumped-up jack. Rafterwoods, the egrets roost, purring the lay the low.
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Sleep, bog, swept from a box of humid hours. Nocklegged and bowlkneed, whiner twiner, makhir, takhir, filler purse till runny full. Queer our physics with a welt of claphot pickle. Jade lay by judas sigh, fake the mink’s dying. Elmo stumps, habbakuk habbakuk, cranes into golfotranto, sharkwhite overboard. Hiccupped in credenza, firlthish lawn tree aired so pregnant, public’s pageant-peering as we squid from sport to spurt. Her camera’s jab, her toys a nest of bitterflaw.
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Cleve, bet these terres are bonne, bobbed and leith. Whom formerly I would have slain with graceless hunger. Knees to stone, in flagrant delilah, god-kisser’s syndrome. Severe under virgin’s fire, as style gives us start. I’m wuff but my flotsam’s white, I’m almost geld. You alwaves were a swollen joint, hard in the sinsoft clouds. I’ll curfew you for shag or grisby, never shim nor shammy. Stinking in the body of its sharmlit waxwing, oarfrost and hoarcrossed. Lasters and missies are cannibaled all, inches away from allknowing, allseeing. Some old pardoner, indulge him his molesting, he invests no charm. Philter-topped ziggurat, dragged all sumer long, tourning tubby’s lonely plyer, and a lass, scout’s on her? She’ll ellis and morris and be a bit of potsdam meat. In the long run they will egg her on, topless martyr. I’m avilaed from the halter, like holy Rose, the Stain of Lima.
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Mantis ghosts mid-firmament, salutes the blunder wide as blue, chutes froth to chevelure the cream of fletching stars. Me yonder and me dazzle, balconed to entice, water yearning to raise abbot, flit, and slipyard. Push soft, softer puss, palm the voicebox, clampen down the grooming moons till sentinels pass to void and spatter, outer grange of nizzled nips, muzzled muff. Sob a luster’s midgen, smidgen of yolk all battery down ondine’s lisquous flank, cornea in viscus moyle, turn and roll, casp and gyre the papatanting oui of a body ovaling its triolet of vowels.
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We should flount our blastings on it and fife our civic ditties. Small bride of irregular bones, under dumpy oaks your mute masters sup. The tome was parasols and babels, a plain of scents and cinders. Prance me on a roc’s egg, whinny up my arse-white hem? When he turned up, with his changeling brogue, twas a malingerer’s tragedie. See our minor sister, here she walks, fanning off princelings and baby kingdoms. Dad’s springled her moss with honeydew, I’ll swarm and be canonized on it. Bishop with his charity expunged and wurmy, falling for a stained glass widow.
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Maim or linger, chingle’s spurious while the tease scanters, silking horn with text (rotterdam slicking tusk with sext). Tyrannis peels the mofty from out his own traum, rumpeting the gorgonwood for staggered game, wildtailing in its jigjag girlsgait. Arachne was the fennel’s ache, by spindle and spawnter, brag now like a river’s spillid flutterfall, foamtressed in the squilicidal murk, the pum and frisk of sturge and hailbutt, greedmouthed, grinlipped fellator’s imp.
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In the ravenna of a way, quaylike and corpus, barley-eyed wind his whey. Eyes detrain us to this aspidistra girl, her wisteria and flanklets, her swathed numbrane. An overseas morgan, to lever up the brute and hear the line go lisp. Shat on me cold alarms by a reel-me-up with spats of malachite. Nadya’s hungry, she’s wafered out and redly and mating for some rare heresay, sauce of the streaming stake.
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She puffed a dodo’s hanky in her wilted quenever, scaling dune the lorna of her plaisant please-me. Becked and willygoat, me and we plaited bridge above her, shrouded welshed alacrity while her lamb limbs skeltered vanish and tictoc and a regulus juniper of joyful thrash.
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At long linguorous laste we came upon that windrous shorelimb of fadeful breezes, bilvered and slue with a shipfall’s whipwreck. Sump to us, moll of the breadbox, we sulfur the worm’s ague to see the bare abstention of your darling soles. Be a good priest, skulk along there, or the black friar shan’t backdate your indolence. So cusp, grip, and spend, wrestle my ransom through your hansom douche, defox the hasty air. Winsome wirigin, waste and woo and raise no grudge and cane no bottom and burden no pauper. Its scorned and stooping, the mare sex but one, she who busts the dais, triremes our gaudy waves. He’s poplar and birch, even a bit of bucephalus boysen can’t elm him when he’s on a moll. Fluid and blousy me jelly, umlauts all ripe (yes, both! haste them!) and rapeish (taste them!) under my gangold bodlice. Moonfleshed rotters rear, spraddling the buxom burrow, bosoming the mandrake’s pestling rod, a wink-eyed slut asleeve the oil’s sleek head.
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Kneadlenose the crapulate, cunfined in wailpaper’s skelton cell. Beetly, braised undewy, smut’s loud hose looming like a pylon rinsed in lake. Jill on the moss is nostick and decavaliered, foggy in her fan trance and psalter by ringworm, curly as a soft show. Ohs in me garters and chinese in singlet and he with peers onhill and inmay, carp shedding. So dawn to upminster and down to midden, midge, and horned puffin, foam of lousy lip lost. All crows flog like doves to Mahomet’s ear, to avoid the cornless with plague and barley. Spill envisage, lock up to yawn, recleptive augury.
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Ned was gristle, all fontaine and burst vitrice, the barbered globes his syracuse of vexed lockets. Amabel, she’ll flush the tomstown primrose and be a burgess to my fine grab-apple orchard. Pepped to silver the shuthered grayves, to brown the sloebright foam of newhouse bay. Someone’s constantine, he’s moist and rood, his puddles are pascal where the cundle’s lept. I chaptered you widely, now pallet my cloak, till simpers brawl in doxide haven. For none aspired that their lingies should be dustied in full public venue.
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Gummy sinsert, wotan. Slip within the grail pine door, my deer. Wideboy remuses her wapping, primps her turnaround all gladmire and clitter storm. From bonny boney nape to the squeak-end rosy with bounce and tallyho, to finger peach and recess, up the rostrum and injun galley, tickling ginwise inland to her drooly bell. How willie prose her, billy of the bisect? Maketh her to shy down in yields of queen’s laughter? Germaine she slumbers, seep she muddles, kites beret her falsies, loud with limemice. He’s come to jingle your last lights and hear your lack of confession. Lucid vestals horn you, djinned with their genevas up and thighs ventricular. A minty churl, spawned in air, annabel that he upped and sprouted. And plumed, pint by pent to the revving of his wraithed wimple. Pollycat Sinflex foams like kilkenny, and leans her lips upon her doigt. She aches the blackhead twins and gallimards the flap of brineblind beef. So sag Nadezhda, and we’ll kvetch you, blister and we’ll kitsch you. Harps and scarums and blunderguns but she cannot bring herself to pray it, to prience those lizobells! From shame walk to vermin street how the beggars did troll. She’s a pultitude one would well gape a gasp to score. Menhir rockets, pope’s nose on the miscreant’s lispswept please-me valve. Amy is hunter’s own paste, she’ll spoil no shepherd’s lonely pie. There’ll be time to wet her whims, spur her whispers later. Troy me the oxdam musk, no girth without goth and pith. Mercy, you do well to whine and dye the old lepers, knocked in the bullocks of my wags and torrid wit. All sperm and famish like happy pinks frenched from legionnaires. Esquire and tricoque, loyal serpent, rampant on a bent spinster. Vile pavon, vile lewd pavane, from crocusbell loud as prancers’ slumber. For I furred her coming, combing the strait and feral. Lamia is sunny, she mocks the dictates of the barnyard. Here, backpipe, light my fire and I’ll swell it soft. Valentine plumped, slandered and slavered, but hid her tears’ impatience. In worldwise dorm, catheter and botherall is no such pension. Nadya snivels, the fantom rafters are serafins of tipswirl. What is that sin she scents, fume she purrs? Its only faint blaze, burny waters with a cockstop. Ale and forget, nadya’s nappie is talk of town. Ananas in cloister, where they schlep, crawtree and robey. He’s larking for the centerfold, spewing at the stables. Ruddy to do baggage and squirmish with newbile’s malice. Now ulysses to me and we’ll be hunky polidori. Cancel all my beds, I’m bronze and two-faced. With eyes like Israel and censers like bleak house.
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Quell schoolyards for the wren of the rump. Her pen is dickling, the binding’s all soggy. Timidly offal, the rood cousin, past and post. She’s waylaid to certain conveniences, the big ones. O silly, gorse she would, thicket and malaid. In compass or in clothes we halve you. Young Turnmeup-at-Oddhours boasts milady’s mislaid gillyflower? Bitchblack from his teashell to gown the flowers. Shyster rammed, were some incubus wide as fiends. She can smell conspiracy when the chain’s pult. Who darks now under dog’s hound and furry? For every nothing there is zero all. Your seagreen vests are whose breasts, Vawlentiner? Sans bois, my English head, sans bois. Regina winged by the borgia till glassy. No girl’s an arbor, but reconstructed causeway? He smotes the smile of his peephole. Speeds to dowrycry, hoists chit for shield. Your honey’s cocked and spilt her mink. The tenderest one, it moves us so. Sinojapanese and birdless in the bishop’s bearpit. Traumata’s eyes, belivered of a lathered pose. Barking dovecup capalear, clams frogwhite in puttee. Oh tup, kiss her distant I do. His trough of turnips is thunder’s cough. Beaker them in a swan’s red rush. Himming and hurring and hamming and herring. He’s her whig and she’s his tory. Slam a shout of prick-penze. What theory has not its condoms? Porter’s breeches and trouncers he pantalook. Oh lumpy, druid your baby blues. Jupe dandled, mollis of mute topaz. Dogma my quirk, mark my weirds. Kiss his strangeness, no more nasties? Here’s a Boniface of blind minstery. The gents won’t look, they’re pillophisers, dundering the coast of weir for wooer, fundering the midge of martin and starlin, sterling the bris of prism to wonder at the boil’s raped leak.
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Hassaway, has he? Cabbage swineback with a greer of tine, a heath to pander evensong. First the thirst, fallow tups abundance, reign pause to slope and mew. Retch a mer’s worth, cloke the sog of many sums, be you bounty’s foal, limbkin leans on mere, clavity’s shutter clear as dye, abcess the gay shear past gertie’s prime.
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Runaway train trinket, who bolt it? Come burden my tines, edible bargain. If wownly love falling kept mauling. Bleakamoor lavendish is lassie’s erin creep. My ange, my poids de velour. Allacollier nutknell chose, nine porcs left. Baize blows with gold trim. Let them de-marlborough me. Ponto spenk, luce ed roman. Sowren sines, moony lyres trumble. Gimme kinch, there’s a doxie. Venued dollie, the heteropoxic glove. The lest and the lightest, eels the mandrake to watch. Disapontooned or she’ll be backbit. Old soil surpasses yer kilt. Cheese sandwich is oracle’s leisure.
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A plot of spellings for her fallen ladysmith. A wrong way ladder to boot, sleight from the dibble’s own pan, with premisses laid out for a randyvoo twill sweep her from puddle panick to oceantic. Invernal glitterball was one, oh gessip and crumbach for moor, and slumthing elvish elsa, his red riding tong, firked and dingly, to whisk that hungry fleabit bell she bares on facial occasions. Stamping rheum only fra dose would voye ere they ur. Dearly spice to jerk the popish knobe, were it so clouded, dildo to charmpit, suffer caitlin in the swell and stunk of it. Slight four score eyes, to witch the spear go sprat and span, delve and dive, rissom sits by broom and booty. Twinned the roman on and twirled the romanov, sputin like snowslake every marsy hill, every venus mount. Fairphist harepull, mackland shirl her sprouting mouse was full, hours ytaste milady, o and ah and day luscious.
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Hearsay phraselet to phraselet overdizzyeasy. Croppy, scippled, laid so bald. Twin me, alms on fire. Danieled in the lassie’s din, leachqueen, but her wiles are lewd. Peepapeep but don’t bestir her. Nerve unbending, abdominable bridal lark. Small pussy and oyster eyes, the mair is quick tussy, wispily moody and swinishly shy. Bratchet gapes, seabrights sorending flamesick. Hear you gamed a bird? Bungloose in the chopswilled groove. Full of hearse and gravy. Lemons and juzeby, parricides prosper. Sly laughers, obese roses, away! Baying high toll and kudos. Feldspar, you heats my pleasure. No blood my digger darks. She prospers when horizontal. Bee’s rest, humble follicle. Pilasters of cunning quince. Siberia, if I know! Well kipper me then. Like kush we will. Eyes dyspepsick with love. Saltpeter pie or spread? Gander my ripcord jewel. Zoo cummen zee hoo? Bum’s a turvy azimuth. Sovereign pinned by imps. Her snakesquint’s thirsty pyre. Glow on, tower twitcher.
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Leon pard soff as molucca circum glasses lake. Wint and winslow and snowden barely, wind bursk lapid brrr amix the comet shell of nuite, winter closes innin.
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Blemish me, I’m profiled!
Squirecup of violapse?
His twintoned quincunx.
No one’s leaking.
Domed in sparklight.
Belledoe of Montrose.
Jumbo clove hisself.
Poorscore and devilish.
Dim, you tap.
Me is big.
You is too?
All is well.
You look tarred.
Cetera and solon.
Gone gonest gogagon.
Quit, horrid garter.
Wan moment, silverplay.
As you please.
As you please.
As you Happy.
New Year please.