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Eavesdrop No. 8

By January 26, 2012January 22nd, 2016Writing

(Characters: Hannah, Paul
Setting: Bar of the Restaurante Terraza. 4 p.m.)

Hannah: You were right about that reporter.

Paul: How or who.

Hannah: You know the one I mean.

Paul: Yes the high.

Hannah: High-heeled redhead that’s the one.

Paul: Erikka with two ‘k’s.

Hannah: The one who gobbles her mic.

Paul: And knows she’s doing it.

Hannah: Threw him off balance but not for long.

Paul: He’s no hayseed.

Hannah: She must have a bonus hanging on his balls.

Paul: Yes but everyone’s wise.

Hannah: They eat that stuff up.

Paul: Yes but everyone knows it’s.

Hannah: Dazzle and flash.

Paul: Pure showbiz.

Hannah: Still he could use a style consultant.

Paul: He came over well on the radio.

Hannah: That may be but.

Paul: He’s not television material.

Hannah: He was sweating like a pig.

Paul: The tie didn’t help.

Hannah: What were those little purple.

Paul: Martini glasses.

Hannah: With.

Paul: With bubbles yes.

Hannah: And he must have used a bucket of bear grease on that coif.

Paul: Ah yes the famous tsunami.

Hannah: He’s fuming at the villa by now.

Paul: Bad move I think he should give her an exclusive instead.

Hannah: You’re shitting me surely.

Paul: No no listen set some rules bring her and her crew up to the house and have a.

Hannah: A gangbang with no survivors is what you’ll have.

Paul: She’d go for an exclusive what they call it a snoop a scoop.

Hannah: Like a cat for a bird she would but what’s in it for him.

Paul: She shows him a little respect and he turns on the charm.

Hannah: You’re forgetting that he doesn’t have any charm to turn on.

Paul: There is that.

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