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Eavesdrop No. 27

By February 7, 2012January 22nd, 2016Writing

(Characters: Timothy, Elisabeth
Setting: Restaurante Terraza, Hotel Casanova. Lunchtime.)

Timothy: It was your father’s idea so don’t even start.

Elisabeth: God he acts like I’m a child.

Timothy: You act like you’re a child.

Elisabeth: Oh fuck you.

Timothy: Face like an angel mouth like a toilet why am I not surprised.

Elisabeth: Leave me alone.

Timothy: What were you fighting with your mother about.

Elisabeth: What’s it to you.

Timothy: She’s my friend I’d like to know.

Elisabeth: I’m bored I said I was bored.

Timothy: What with exactly.

Elisabeth: Life my life.

Timothy: I can name a dozen girls your age who’d give their right arm to have your life.

Elisabeth: Oh that helps.

Timothy: No seriously.

Elisabeth: Twelve one-armed clones oh I am so grateful.

Timothy: Go on laugh it up.

Elisabeth: Are you for real.

Timothy: If you could just see the big picture.

Elisabeth: What like I was feeling sad because I had no satin slippers till I met the man who had no feet because they’d been hacked off by his wife’s psycho boyfriend or however it goes starving children in the land of mudslides.

Timothy: You think it’s all so funny.

Elisabeth: I think it’s not what I said.

Timothy: What did you say then.

Elisabeth: I did not say that I was unhappy I didn’t say I was ungrateful that my parents are rich I said I was bored.

Timothy: Oh bother.

Elisabeth: Bored bored bored.

Timothy: Well then get off your pretty little butt and do something.

Elisabeth: No you do something.

Timothy: Like what.

Elisabeth: Entertain me.

Timothy: Sometimes I just want to slap you.

Elisabeth: Do it then.

Timothy: Oh no I’m not playing your game.

Elisabeth: Oh please play my game please slap me call me a spoiled little bitch.

Timothy: You’d quite like that.

Elisabeth: You’ll never know will you.

Timothy: No never.

Elisabeth: I’ll call you ‘Daddy’.

Timothy: That’s not very funny.

Elisabeth: Too close to home.

Timothy: You really are a sick little.

Elisabeth: Little what.

Timothy: I’m not playing.

Elisabeth: Little what.

Timothy: It shouldn’t be much longer.

Elisabeth: Little what.

Timothy: Truce please.

Elisabeth: Okay truce.

Timothy: Thank you.

Elisabeth: What’s in the bag.

Timothy: Cigarettes chocolate and a book.

Elisabeth: What kind of book.

Timothy: Paperback.

Elisabeth: Porn.

Timothy: Right.

Elisabeth: Can I see.

Timothy: I don’t think so.

Elisabeth: Just a peek.

Timothy: No.

Elisabeth: Please.

Timothy: Wouldn’t you rather have.

Elisabeth: A cigarette.

Timothy: A chocolate.

Elisabeth: I had a pimple last week.

Timothy: Sun’s the best cure or eau de cologne that’s what Byron did.

Elisabeth: Is that Dad.

Timothy: God I hope so.

Elisabeth: Why are you so mean to me.

Timothy: Because I like you.

Elisabeth: Really.

Timothy: Really I just think you’re a spoiled little brat sometimes and since I’m just your godfather I can get away with telling you.

Elisabeth: Are you coming to the hotel for supper tonight.

Timothy: Would you like me to.

Elisabeth: Yes at least I’d have someone to talk to.

Timothy: Well here’s your Dad start dropping big hints.

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