(Characters: Molly, Igor
Setting: Surveillance van, parked outside a Munificencia Hypermart, Colonia Halcon. 1:30 a.m.)
Molly: You looked as uncomfortable as I felt.
Igor: I only fell down the once.
Molly: Like you tripped over your own shadow.
Igor: You try wearing this outfit on an empty stomach.
Molly: Good try.
Igor: It’s the truth.
Molly: Well teach you to volunteer.
Igor: It was my turn fair’s fair.
Molly: At least take a bath before you start handing round the medals.
Igor: Not a total loss.
Molly: Not a total loss.
Igor: Two took the bait and by my count a half dozen more tried to look up my skirt.
Molly: By my count none of them failed.
Igor: She’s an easy one to fascinate.
Molly: To fashion to what.
Igor: To what what.
Molly: You said she was.
Igor: Easy to fascinate you know dangle trinkets pick up the check lie about my passport.
Molly: Oh I thought you said fashion plate she was easy to fashion plate and it sounded.
Igor: Ha ha authentic if you only knew.
Molly: You’re not developing feelings.
Igor: Feelings no just a taste.
Molly: It could be expensive.
Igor: I’ve seen shopping lists that would knock your socks off.
Molly: Spare me.
Igor: Aren’t I supposed to flesh the ruse from the inside out.
Molly: In a manner of speaking.
Igor: And rise to the occasion like a tramp from a conch.
Molly: For the time being.
Igor: Then cut me some slack and help me out of these.
Molly: They might as well be painted on.
Igor: It’s all in the grip oh never mind just sit over there and.
Molly: Where over here.
Igor: That’s fine and turn your back please it’s not all for free.
Molly: I never said it was.
Igor: No but you’ve got that keyhole squint and right now my feet are killing me.