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Eavesdrop No. 14

By February 6, 2012January 22nd, 2016Writing

(Characters: Geoffrey, Andrew
Setting: Restaurante Terraza. 1 p.m.)

Geoffrey: Urrutia-Cadiz fell through the skylight.

Andrew: Last night.

Geoffrey: Through the skylight.

Andrew: Yes I got that I was asking when.

Geoffrey: Last night then.

Andrew: So there’s murder in the air.

Geoffrey: Your recommendations sir.

Andrew: Draw up a list of names.

Geoffrey: I can compile a beginning by supper.

Andrew: Excellent we’ll be having chuletas I believe.

Geoffrey: And we can check it twice.

Andrew: If Solange doesn’t
make your list I’ll be damned.

Geoffrey: Oh she’ll be leading the pack.

Andrew: Are you adamant when it comes to apple sauce.

Geoffrey: No just so long as the meat’s not souping in its juice.

Andrew: You like them well done I take it.

Geoffrey: I’ve no passion for raw.

Andrew: For raw.

Geoffrey: Too much like scooping out the liver of an enemy.

Andrew: Damn but you’re vivid.

Geoffrey: It’s the game it gets me going I suppose.

Andrew: You’re a long way from burnout to be sure.

Geoffrey: I don’t think it’s clouded my instincts any or has it do you do you think.

Andrew: No maybe not just don’t be.

Geoffrey: Don’t become too arrogant.

Andrew: Beware of what others may come to expect of you.

Geoffrey: I’ve tried not to let anyone down.

Andrew: And I don’t think you have it’s just that in this game loyalty can be seasonal whereas grudges are eternal.

Geoffrey: Tremendously Byzantine.

Andrew: Triumphantly even.

Geoffrey: Very oh you know.

Andrew: Byzantine what.

Geoffrey: No more Dante more Florence.

Andrew: The Guelfs and the Ghibellines.

Geoffrey: Them’s the ones.

Andrew: Well we’re not there yet for the moment our bright backstabbing bastards still call us ‘sir’.

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